Sunday, March 18, 2007

Never get too friendly with a poet......


From Ear to Quaternity
(a Ruthless and Toothless Production)


by Leanne Handson

(fabulous poet - and not just because she wrote this)
author of "Odd Verse Effects"


Bow down before the Amazing Callooh
Mistress of misery, goddess of gore
Lady of leg humping fantasies blue
Driving us mad with foot flat on the floor

If you’re disturbed (perhaps sick to the core)
Bow down before the Amazing Callooh
Read and prepare to be struck down with awe
(Some say it feels like a dose of the flu)

If you’ve a parrot to spare (maybe two)
Drop by the Bulldog for cheeses galore
Bow down before the Amazing Callooh
Pay your respects to the nut we adore

Nearly the end now, there’s just one verse more
Then you can go back to peanuts and brew
Make sure you’ve done what I got you here for:
Bow down before the Amazing Callooh




Never, get too friendly with a poet....

2 comments:

Mariamariacuchita said...

Very clever..I'm bowing, already.

Callooh said...

sigh. it gets soooooo tiring always having to look upon bowed heads...
;-)

thanks!